How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while 
Slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day 
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the 
Tobacco company. 

If your neighbor crashes 
Into a tree while driving home drunk, 
He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners, 
You blame television. 

If your friend is shot by a 
Deranged madman, 
You blame the gun manufacturer.. 

And if a crazed person breaks 
Into the cockpit and 
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
And the passengers 
Kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased 
Blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to 
Understand the world 
As it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS

is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates .