If aman cutshis finger off while Slicing salami at work, Heblames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your familyblamesthe Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, Youblame television. If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, Youblamethegunmanufacturer.. And if a crazed person breaks Into thecockpit and Tries to killthe pilotat 35,000 feet, And the passengers Kill him instead, The mother ofthe crazeddeceased Blames the airline. I must have lived too long to Understand theworld As itisanymore.
So, if I die while myOLD WRINKLED ASS
is parkedin front of this computer, I want all of you to BlameBill Gates .
BLAME
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
Have a nice day!