IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it -
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Have a good day and be careful with those sneezes, coughs and sputters!
번호 | 제목 | 글쓴이 | 날짜 | 조회 수 |
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550 | 7월은 치자꽃 향기 속에 | 김영교 | 2003.07.24 | 115 |
549 | 8신 | 김영교 | 2005.04.25 | 128 |
548 | 9신 | 김영교 | 2005.04.25 | 515 |
547 | A Pickle Jar | 김영교 | 2004.06.21 | 84 |
546 | Be beautiful | 김영교 | 2008.09.03 | 142 |
545 | Be Careful | 김영교 | 2003.03.22 | 85 |
544 | Did you know? | 김영교 | 2009.05.25 | 152 |
543 | D에게 보낸 편지 | 김동연 | 2007.12.10 | 178 |
542 | Eres Tu (You are) | 김영교 | 2007.05.18 | 148 |
541 | Facts about Water | patt Hyat | 2005.12.08 | 134 |
540 | God | 김영교 | 2006.08.15 | 83 |
539 | Grandparent? | 김영교 | 2004.06.22 | 64 |
538 | Greetings | 김영교 | 2007.04.02 | 92 |
537 | HANDY LITTLE CHART | 김영교 | 2007.08.08 | 236 |
536 | Have a Terrific Day | 김영교 | 2004.06.24 | 152 |
535 | Hollywood Bowl 2008 | 김영교 | 2008.05.20 | 123 |
534 | How to stay young | 남정 | 2005.02.17 | 87 |
533 | I black/시 당선i | 김영교 | 2009.03.12 | 182 |
» | If my body were a car | joy | 2007.11.19 | 203 |
531 | integrity/Buffet | 김영교 | 2007.11.07 | 106 |