The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"
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The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, " Not this time!"
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The 3rd Affair:
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"
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The 4th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "Stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "Have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
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The 5th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaime d the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
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The 6th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
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388 | 제3의 힘 | 김영교 | 2007.08.30 | 149 |
387 | 우리 인생은 아직 진행중입니다. | 김영교 | 2007.08.29 | 145 |
386 | 문학캠프 마쳐 | 김영교 | 2007.08.27 | 155 |
385 | 빛과 그림자 | 김영교 | 2007.08.12 | 157 |
384 | HANDY LITTLE CHART | 김영교 | 2007.08.08 | 254 |
383 | 걱정이 본체 | 김영교 | 2007.08.17 | 147 |
382 | 자기와의 싸움 | 김영교 | 2007.08.17 | 144 |
381 | 음식은 정성/9월 영뉴 | 김영교 | 2007.09.01 | 159 |
380 | 미자가 남긴 글 중에서 | 김영교 | 2007.07.19 | 114 |
379 | 익투스 월드 미션 | 김영교 | 2007.07.13 | 258 |
378 | 행복해 지는 습관 | 김영교 | 2007.07.16 | 134 |
377 | 별은 쏟아져 들어오고... | 김영교 | 2007.07.15 | 154 |
376 | 행복한 사람은........ | 김영교 | 2007.07.08 | 104 |
375 | ♧ 소록도 이야기 | 김영교 | 2007.07.07 | 103 |
374 | 어떤 멋진 신사 | 김영교 | 2007.07.07 | 113 |
373 | 주소 변경한 스반아 고등어 | 김영교 | 2007.07.02 | 118 |
372 | 7월4일 수요일의 기도(미발표) | 김영교 | 2007.06.28 | 176 |
371 | 길 | 김영교 | 2007.06.28 | 114 |